Telluride Daily Planet, Tuesday, December 21, 2010 Dear Santa (or write-in candidate), It’s possible you remember me from last year — although I’m not sure how much energy you reserve for adults (thick and unimaginative as we are). I said you were my favorite superhero, but then threw in fading plastic icon, Freud look-alike and …
Apple a day, metaphors at bay
Telluride Daily Planet, Tuesday, November 30, 2010 My current obsession? I want to be better in bed. Here it is, flu season, and — clearly — I’m just as rotten at being sick as I ever was. My very own custom-made version of the winter crud, which begins — mysteriously enough — with a whistle …