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Fifty Shades of Pink – Censored!
SPOOF NOT PUBLISHED, Sunday, December 2, 2012 “When you split the hard fruit open, a mass of red seeds in a spongy white membrane is revealed. Only the seeds, with their sweet-tart flavor and juice squirting texture, are edible.” Product description, Garden of Eden Isabella leans up from the sink, face flushed, pink juice dripping…
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Batmandu
Telluride Daily Planet Sunday, November 4, 2012 I believe I am the one who initially sees potential sparks between the Pocahontas and Batman figurines. My daughter Celine, 6 at the time, giggles at the idea. Batman is so flex-jointed, inaccessible and dark. Pocahontas is so … half-naked. Even so, she stares at the two plastic…
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Tall Grasses Meditation
Telluride Daily Planet, Sunday, October 7, 2012 Lie outside in a field of tall autumnal grass anywhere you can find one – or in the grasses of your mind’s eye. Dip yourself down into the pale yellow almost white stalk color that pits itself so perfectly against the blue-gray of a blustery October sky. You…


