Telluride Daily Planet, Sunday, January 20, 2013 Here’s a theory (I made it up): The theory is that every person has a crucible year, a year during which certain key elements come together and alchemize from the soft-ish stuff of undigested life into a brand new compound, a hard bright crystalline nugget through which all…… Continue reading Crucible year
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Assorted cream-filled resolutions
Telluride Daily Planet, Sunday, January 6, 2013 Life is not at all like a box of chocolates, because if you’re clever you do know what you’re going to get. In that box. Or there might be a diagram. Anyway, right now life is a box of chocolates to give up. I’m done. The holidays are…… Continue reading Assorted cream-filled resolutions
Cindy-Lou Who?
Telluride Daily Planet, Sunday, December 23, 2012 Michelle Curry Wright: Are you kidding, I’m thrilled you called me! But, I mean, wow. Cindy Lou Who. Just. So. Surprised. Cindy Lou Who: I’ve never given an interview — not in years and years; and back then it was, you know, the local Whoville press wondering how…… Continue reading Cindy-Lou Who?
Christmas tattoo
Telluride Daily Planet, Sunday, December 9, 2012 Dear Santa, It’s three in the morning, if that tells you anything. I’ve tried every one of my sleep remedies except the self-hypnosis CD, which… well, too bad you can’t just slap it in and let someone lull you down, but you have to learn the routine and…… Continue reading Christmas tattoo
Fifty Shades of Pink – Censored!
SPOOF NOT PUBLISHED, Sunday, December 2, 2012 “When you split the hard fruit open, a mass of red seeds in a spongy white membrane is revealed. Only the seeds, with their sweet-tart flavor and juice squirting texture, are edible.” Product description, Garden of Eden Isabella leans up from the sink, face flushed, pink juice dripping…… Continue reading Fifty Shades of Pink – Censored!
Thanksgiving
Telluride Daily Planet, Sunday, November 18, 2012 Just recently, I see a saying I like from a post on Facebook or Instragram or Pinterest, I forget which one because I try to forget because I’d prefer to have picked it up old school, like from a fortune cookie or out of a book I’m flipping…… Continue reading Thanksgiving